- 1) Are some of your friends Assholes?
- 2) Is that why you like them?
- 3) Have you ever been, or hope to be
Divorced?
- 4) Have you ever spent your Rent or Grocery
Money on Bike Parts or accessories?
- 4) Has a Woman ever hopped
off your bike and
said "Its too Friggin Cold to ride this Bike"?
- 5) Would you own a bike, but Child Support
and Alimony stops you from getting one?
- 6) Have you ever walked thru a Buffet Line
with Chaps on?
- 7) Did you know that Harley Dealers DO NOT
take Children as Trade-Ins"
- 8) Do you think Fringed Leather Jackets are
Cool?
- You spent more time last year on your
court appointed community service than your real job?
- Is the word "Fuck"the
most important word in the English Language?
- Do you Drink Beer?
- Do you Drink ALOT
of Beer?
- Have you ever
Farted in your Jeans just to get a blast of Warmth from the Cold?
- Did ya enjoy
smellin it?
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- If you answered "Yes" to one
or more of these questions, then you're a "ROTTEN BASTARD"
NOTE:
Understand this....Rotten Bastard is NOT a 1% Club. We do not fly 1%
Clubs Support Patches, or in any way Support 1% Clubs. Why?, Because
we ARE NOT a 1% Club! If you know people in 1% Clubs and are friends
with them, that is Fine...but we DO NOT Fly our Patches in those
situations. It just causes Problems. We are a "DRINKING CLUB THAT
RIDES MOTORCYCLES" PERIOD!. If you want to be a Rough and
Tumble, Badass, Outlaw Biker ...Rotten Bastard is not for you. If you
are one of those "LOOK AT ME< LOOK AT ME, IM IN A BIKE CLUB" kinda
People....Rotten Bastard is NOT for you. If you are one of those "LOOK
AT ME< LOOK AT ME, I have a new Harley, and new Boots, and new HD
Shirt, and New HD yada, yada yada....RBMC is NOT for you either! We Support ALL Bikers! 1% or
Not...But we can not and will not Show support on our jackets for one
club in particular....We support ALL BIKERS, but DO NOT allow all
Bikers into RBMC! Our Patches designate NO
TERRITORY, NO MC, and NO ROCKERS...its just a fuckin Patch Dude...Just
like a Harley Davidson Eagle....its just a fuckin Patch man...So Lets
keep it real folks...Do NOT Join this Outfit just because you watched "HElls
Angels On The History Channel and wanna Be an Outlaw Biker, cause you
will just end up gettin your Candy Ass Booted out! Don't go looking to
add Rotten Bastard to any Confederation of Clubs, or to get us
involved with other organizations, that is for the Presidents and VP's
to hash out. Its very simple people...we are a Drinking Club that
Rides....no more ...no less.....we have families, Wives, children,
businesses and are just everyday people that enjoy getting together
with friends and having a good time. We don't do Toy Runs, we don't do
Poker Runs, we don't do Benefit Runs, and we DO NOT Wave at you
Yuppie, Candy-Ass Mother Fuckers on new Harleys that have more money
than sense, and think you are a Biker....So don't wave at us if you
don't know us!!!!!!!!!
Sooooooooooooo ya Still wanna Join Do ya????....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????
You MUST Read and
understand the Biker Commandments:
Take heed brothers and sisters, for
our Code is a hallowed one filled with honor and loyalty, the likes of
which have not been seen since the days of knighthood.
The biker commandments
:
Don’t take any shit
Be kind to women, children, and animals but don’t take any bullshit.
This is an essential part of being a biker. It has to do with respect
and honor. Anyone can be a brash, quick tempered lout. Be cool, stand
tall and back up what you say with action.
Never lie, cheat or steal.
Another way of saying this to always tell the truth. Bikers are always
the greasy bad guys in movies, but every real biker knows that his word
is his bond. Your word is all you have in life that is truly yours.
Guard it carefully and be about something noble, for you are a true
knight of the road.
Don't snitch.
If you see a wrong, right it yourself. If you are about anything, you`ll
take care of problems yourself and never feel the need to snitch someone
off. Snitches are the lowest life forms on earth; right up there with
bike thieves. This rule goes hand in hand with the next one...
Don't snivel.
Absolutely no one likes or respects a sniveler. Another way to say this
is to hold your mud. Still another way to think of it is. Don’t sweat
the small stuff. Most of life’s little inconveniences work them selves
out whether you snivel or not. Keep your chin up, dammit. You’re a
biker, not some lowly mollusk.
Never say die and never give up.
Whether it’s in a fight, a debate, or a business deal, no matter how bad
it gets, a biker never gives up. That`s why you see a lot of wealthy
bikers these days, cause they don’t know how to quit in any element of
they lives. In the biker world of rugged individualists, only the strong
survive.
Help others.
When a brother or sister is broken down by the side of the road, stop
and help them. Even moral support, if that is all you can give, is
better than riding on by. Remember life is about the journey, the ride,
not getting there. You already are there and don’t just help bikers,
show the world that we are better than our image portrays us. Courtesy
costs you nothing and gives you everything.
Stick to your guns.
Do what you say you’ll do, be there when you say you will. This is
called integrity. This also goes back to standing for something. Like
the song says. You’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for
anything.
Life us not a drill.
Yeah, this ain`t no dress rehearsal. This is life_go out and take big
bites of it. You`ve got nothing to lose and bikers don`t stand around
waiting for the party to come to them. You only go around once. Tomorrow
you could be road kill thanks to a chainsmoker asleep at the wheel of
his caddy. Live life now, make the most of each moment. This is not a
drill.
All right, now let`s review. You are a biker, a modern- day knight of
the road. Protect the weak, walk tall and stand proud. Your word is your
bond. Stick to your guns. Don't take any shit. Life is not a drill. Now
go forth and ride. When in doubt ride. That’s what we do....ride. If you
want to ride around in a Day-Glo Hawaiian shirt and sandals, go for it,
but if you intend to look like a goof, at least don’t act like a goof.
These commandments are just a few of the broad strokes; there is a lot
more to being a biker than buying a bike. If you just buy a bike, you
are a motorcyclist. Being a biker is a way of
life, a proud way of life we hold in high regard and with a burning
passion for the open highway and for life.
1) 6 Month
membership required prior to purchasing official Rotten Bastard
Apparel.
2)
We prefer that Members have been riding a minimum of 10 Years before
applying for Membership...Trust me...we'll know as soon as you ride with
us if your Bullshittin...its not a requirement, just a preference, we
reserve the right to screen your skill and make a judgment call from
there.
3)
Newbie's are extremely Dangerous to themselves, as well as to others
around them, and we don't have the time, nor the patience to Baby-sit
your Candy- Ass! Too many people think they can just "Hop Right on" a 700lb
Heavyweight Scoot and ride like a pro...Not So Dick-Heads...we have
scraped up too many Newbie's off the pavement, as well as picking their
scoots up off of them when they fall over on themselves just trying to
back the fuckin bike up! ....Got my Drift ???????
4) Rotten
Bastard was created so that as a Biker, any Rotten Bastard, traveling
thru any town, city, or Foreign Country, could find another Rotten
Bastard there to help him. Whether it's a Hot Meal, and place to lay his
head for the night, or a Hot Shower...a Rotten Bastard could find
another Rotten Bastard to help!
If you are
not ready to open your home, or your Fridge to a Rotten Bastard passing
thru your town....don't Join!
REMEMBER....No Recent Photo of you AND your Scoot, No Website Posting or
Member Processing!
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