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Ok Clowns....Listen Up....

Since I have bought the New Cigar Shop. my time is limited, Sooooooooo I have appointed my Brevard County Vice President "Bandit", who has done a phenomenal job, and "Jude", President of the Jacksonville Chapter, who again....has done one HELLUVA Job to the positions of "International RBMC Co-Vice Presidents, in charge of ALL International Affairs dealing with RBMC. This is HUGE News and a HUGE appointment for these two Rotten Bastards who have proved time and time again that they are TRUE Rotten Bastards WELL Worthy to the Chair of VP of International Affairs. For some of you "Newbies". that have NOT checked out the "Chapters" Page of this website...we have Chapters all over the World, including Bei Xing China, Canada, Germany, and more. Bandit and Jude will be in charge of all of these Chapters, making the decisions that effect all of us. They are Tried and True Rotten Bastards and are to be respected and given the Dignity of their Posts.   I will retain the Presidents Post and will remain active in all decisions affecting the club...But these guys are IT....so respect them, honor them...and obey them....

Congratulations, Bandit and Jude.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Harry Smooth, President

Rotten Bastard Motorcycle Club International


RBMC Road trip to Ft Myers Beach

Four of us Bastards decided to take a run down to Ft Myers Beach to visit some of Harry's Buddies that own the "Cigar Hut" there. Now anyone that knows me, knows that I am serious about my Stogies, and even more serious about my Liquor... so keeping that in mind, you KNOW we had a Blast. Starting out from Harry Smooth's Cigar Shop in Titusville, we headed South to SR-70 in Ft Pierce, then 27 to 29 in LaBelle, and then 80 into Ft Myers Beach.  Total miles to Ft Myers Beach was 265

The Crew was Myself, G.K., Frankie & Michelle...

G.K.  bringin up the Rear...

Frankie & Michelle

Takin a Vodka Break under the Shade Tree....G.K., Michelle, Frankie, Harry Smooth

We're HERE!!!! Smooth puttin the moves on one of da Locals....heh heh heh

Gk's and Smooths Scoots


 

 CAN'T BLAME WHITE PEOPLE

By Bill Cosby


 
  
  They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English.
  I can't even talk the way these people talk:
  Why you ain't,
  Where you is,
  What he drive,
  Where he stay,
  Where he work,
  Who you be...
 
  And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.
  And then I heard the father talk.
  Everybody knows it's important to speak English...
  except these knuckleheads.
  You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
  In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.
  People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.
  The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.
  These people are not parenting.
  They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what?
  And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.
  I am talking about these people who cry... when their son is standing there in an orange suit.
  Where were you when he was 2?
  Where were you when he was 12?
  Where were you when he was 18...?
  and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol?
  And where is the father?
  Or who is his father?
  People putting their clothes on backward:
  Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?
  People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of something?
  Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up?
  Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?
  What part of Africa did this come from? We are not Africans.
  Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing about Africa.
  With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap, and all of them are in jail.
  Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.
  We have got to take the neighborhood back.
  People used to be ashamed.
  Today a woman has eight children with eight different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever you call them now.
  We have millionaire football players who cannot read.
  We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs.
  We as black folks have to do a better job.
  Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids saying... you are hurting us.
  We have to start holding each other to a higher standard.
 
  We cannot blame the white people any longer
 
  It is not for media or anyone of this time anymore to say whether I'm right or wrong. It is time, ladies and gentlemen, to look at the numbers. Fifty percent of our children are dropping out of high school. Sixty percent of the incarcerated males happen to be illiterate. 82 percent of the jail population is Blacks.There's a correlation.
Tell the media to stop asking me what I think about people who don't believe what I'm saying or feel that I'm too harsh or feel that I'm just running my mouth because I'm old. Seventy percent of the teenagers pregnant happen to be African American girls. Don't ask me to soften my message." -

 
  Bill Cosby
 
  Bill Cosby: Poor blacks can`t speak English

 

 

 


We Will Miss You Indian Larry....

 

"Indian Larry"

April 28th 1940 ---August 30th 2004

In God We Trust

Vengeance is Mine

Sayeth The Lord

No Fear


 

 

 

                       Rotten Bastard. Florida

 

 

Ocala National Forest Run:

Putted out to the "Ocala National Forest" this past July 4th weekend...over to an Old Bros House named "Next Time". Well...Next Time and Me had a BIG Time!..Starting off from Next Times house in Umatilla, (bout a Min. and a half from the Ocala Natl Forest) met up with a few "Old Bros" from long ago..."Chris and Sharon", Mike and Linda...Ron and Allison,and "Pauly" and sped off from Next Times House and headed due west into the Forest. Mike and Linda in the lead, we turned North, heading towards Alexander Springs, when I saw that Mikey was itch'n to "Crack the Wick"!! As soon as we made the turn North...Mikey shot me quick glance.....and a "Shit Eatin" grin....and it was ON....Now Mikey....sportin a Kaw, "MEan Streak", thought he was just gonna up and "Blow" this ol "75 Shovel" to the wind....heh heh heh...(wink towards "Spoons") so Mikey gunned the big Mean Streak to life, and focused on the road ahead of him...(Curvy, twisting, asphalt pocked road) Mikey was low...and was taching the big Mean Streak for everything it was worth. Mikey roared past one mile, mile and a half....2 miles...knowing full well ol "Smoothie" was probably out of sight behind him....raising up from his "low, racing position" Mikey backed off the throttle and turned to look......................Ol Smooth was "right there"....sniffin Mikeys fumes..

Winding up at a Great Place on the River...(Oklawaha...I believe) at a place called "Blackwaters"...Great place, with wood decks, boat docks.....Nice boats comin in and out with GREAT TITS.....err....I mean....with great Motors. Anywayyyyyyyyyy we had some "Cocktails"....told a bunch of stories...then it was off to "GAtors" in Tavares"...All in all....a Great Ride!... Next Time and I had a "Last Call" at a little place called "Whiskeys" in Umatilla....Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, Good Drink....Good Friends.....Thats what its all about to be a "Rotten Bastard". I am going to organize an "Ocala Run" soon.....so keep checkin in for updates!

Pics to Below!!!!

Smooth

Ron & Allison...not RB but GReat Folks!!!     You KNOW this "Clown"....       "SHAAAAAAAAA-RONNNNNNN

Chris & Sharon Lacky.."Suzu-zi,goochi"                    Smooth, Linda & Buffalo Mike             We ain't at a lack for "BOOBS" here!!!!!

                                                                                         

Road-Rat Roberts Movie Review of the Month!

HARLEY DAVIDSON
and the
MARLBORO MAN

(MGM/UA 1991)


 
Micky Rourke

 

PRODUCERS:

Jere Henshaw
Donald Eest


 

DIRECTOR:

Simon Wincer


 

SCREENWRITER:

Don Michael Paul


 

CAST:

Micky Rourke
Don Johnson
Chelsea Field
Daniel Baldwin
Giancario Esposito
Vanessa Williams
Robert Ginty
Tia Carrire
Julius Harris
Branscombe Richmond
 


 

PLOT:

A biker Harley (Micky Rourke) returns home to Burbank? To find his favorite bar threatened by a large corporate bank. He and Marlboro (Don Johnson) and friends rob the banks armored car to get money to buy them off. Turns out, when they knock off the armored car there's no money, only illegal drugs. They try to make a trade, the drugs for the deed to the bar. No dice, the bad bankers send their bulletproof henchmen to kill them including (Daniel Baldwin) The chase begins. Lots of shooting and stuff blowing up.

 

MY RATING.........."PRETTY GOOD"


 

COMMENT:

The budget for this film is probably larger than all the other biker flicks put together. Big talent and big money work wonders. The director Simon Wincer also did (Quigley Down Under and won an Emmy for Lonesome Dove.) No wonder this film is good, a real hollywood feature, not a B movie. Mickey Rourke really rides, saw him at bike week a couple of years ago.


 
Micky Rourke Don Johnson

 

 

 


 

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